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If you want to use a bride and groom cake topper that your guests will not soon forget, then this 7”x 3” ceramic sculpture is for you. The newly wedded horse man is the perfect way to present your husband as the Stallion he is, while still nailing that rude bastard for his wandering eye. Photos of other bizarre figures are available after the break.
Who needs a Nobel Prize? Freud, Gandhi, and Darwin have finally achieved true greatness by obtaining the ultimate brass ring: being immortalized as little thinker pot belly figures. Each one stands 2.5″, and is handmade from crushed marble in Gloucestershire, England. The figures also have secret compartments in their bellies which the product page describes as “perfect for stashing tiny treasures”—so you can rest assured your dime bag and paperclips will fit snugly inside. Pint-size Painters and Perfect Penmanship figures are also available. More photos after the break.
Product Page ($18 each)
