Posts tagged as:
Where there’s an empty pizza box or Chinese takeout container, garbage will gather. That’s why it’s only natural to turn the latter into its own trash can. Plus the term “takeout” will serve to remind you that the funk in your house isn’t supposed to fester for any lengthy period of time.
Product Page: ($14)
Any time you make a writing error all you have to do is reach into the garbage can on the end of the pencil, pull out a piece of garbage and use it to erase the mistake. Place the garbage back in the can, put the top on and continue composing the next bestseller.
Product Page ($5.99)
If landfills and our wasteful ways have you fighting mad, consider venting your frustrations with the Do Box punching bag. Designed to be filled with refuse, the Do Box allows you to tenderize compost before dumping its stinking, lifeless corpse in your garden.
Product Page ($120)
Unfortunately, there is no nitrous to be had with these Reddi Wip canisters. The only buzz you will get is from the aroma of rotting garbage.
Product Page ($28)
There is no need to waste all that money going to eye doctors when you can check your vision with every piece of garbage you toss out. This Bullet Eye Chart Bin will fit in wonderfully with all the other equipment you keep around the house to satisfy your hypochondriac needs.
Product Page ($219.99)
You could get a cute little garden type sandbox for your workspace, but that is not all that much fun (or very true to life). Celebrate life for the dump that it is with a miniature garbage dump that you can run right on your own desk. You get two sanitation workers, a garbage truck, a recycling bin, and a variety of garbage items. Throw a little trash in and organize it into a pile just like a real landfill. The only thing you will be missing is the stink.
Product Page ($26.99)
The set of Crumb Pet vacuums are all very cute and based on fun little animals. Someone must have had a wild weekend to agree to have a Garbage Truck Vacuum as well. It seems like the most sensible one of all since the amount of crap on your table probably would require a truck to haul it all away. It may not be entirely safe, though, since they make no mention of a beeping sound when it is used in reverse.
Product Page (£5.84, about $8.67)
