Swap out those old fashioned fuzzy dice for some of these fuzzy boobs. Because when you pick up a date, nothing says “I am a gentleman” like a pair of titties hanging from your rear view mirror.
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Why take a nap on that frilly pillow that you have lying on your couch when you can rest your head on this large masculine Skull and Crossbones Cushion? Just don’t get caught sucking your thumb whilst sleeping on it. The resulting photo will haunt you forever.
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A battery powered back scratcher is undoubtedly a dream come true for many of the guys out there. However, if you decide to take this back scratcher on an unscheduled trip down your pants, do so at your own risk.
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Divorce rates are around 60% these days, and that is definitely a failing grade. 90% is an A people! Go for the gold with these talking Control Your Man / Woman Remotes. Each remote features 18 hilarious phrases including timeless classics like “zip it,” “feed me,” and “yeah baby do that again” for the guys and “time to listen,” “whoa, ever hear of foreplay,” and “what about my needs” for the ladies.
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So which is your favorite? The Gearshift Pen Notepad holder, the Steering Wheel Clock or Tire Tape Dispenser? Any one of them would add a little bit of class to your bland little cubicle. If you really can’t decide, you can get them all as a package deal. Probably priced a bit too high for your cheap company to get you the set, though.
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You may have your Hula Girll or your Dashboard Jesus, but I prefer something a little more interesting when it comes to stupid car accessories–and Dashboard Dolly fits the bill nicely. As you drive, her boobs bounce up and down. It couldn’t be simpler, or more beautiful. Just make sure to focus on the road because bouncing boobs are mesmerizing–even if they are on a tiny plastic doll with no legs.
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It is computer gear on a tie. It has numerous pictures of “the web”. It is a tie that you have to be a total geek to wear, or at least someone with absolutely no fashion sense.
A quick tip for job hunters: this is probably not your best choice of wardrobe to create a first impression to that hiring manager.
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A chair cushioned with boxing gloves? It’s a weird concept, but the more I think about it, the more I realize how comfortable it would be. Its also the perfect piece of furniture for any sports lover.
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