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Divorce rates are around 60% these days, and that is definitely a failing grade. 90% is an A people! Go for the gold with these talking Control Your Man / Woman Remotes. Each remote features 18 hilarious phrases including timeless classics like “zip it,” “feed me,” and “yeah baby do that again” for the guys and “time to listen,” “whoa, ever hear of foreplay,” and “what about my needs” for the ladies.

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Bank Boot

You know how they say you should save for a rainy day? Fuck that. I say get yourself a nice pair of shoes. A pair of $100 Nascar pumps perhaps?

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