Hide The Banana Vibrator
Tired of finding hiding places for your personal pleasure devices? People may be a little puzzled about your storing of fruit on your bedside table, but better that than your battery powered electronics being on display.
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Control Your Man, Woman Talking Remotes For High Tech Verbal Abuse
Divorce rates are around 60% these days, and that is definitely a failing grade. 90% is an A people! Go for the gold with these talking Control Your Man / Woman Remotes. Each remote features 18 hilarious phrases including timeless classics like “zip it,” “feed me,” and “yeah baby do that again” for the [...]
Shoe Fund Money Boot: The Sassiest Bank Ever Made
You know how they say you should save for a rainy day? Fuck that. I say get yourself a nice pair of shoes. A pair of $100 Nascar pumps perhaps?
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