Angry garden gnomes guarding the front door would make me think twice before breaking into someone’s home. The presence of gun-toting gnomes means that the inhabitant is either crazy enough to make them or buy them. Either way. I’m not messing with them.
This army of combat gnomes was hand casted and painted by Shawn Thorsson. You can buy your very own and keep people like me out of your house.
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The zombie gnomes created by designer Doug Hudson have made the rounds on the internet in the past, but this newly found pic is absolutely priceless.
However, the figures themselves can be had for $39 and $49 on Etsy for the “Rising Dead” and “Walking Dead” versions respectively.
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And if you thought these modified gnomes were amusing, check out the Spider-Man version in the video after the break.
Those devilish Gnome-Be-Gones have been terrorizing your garden without mercy for years now. Some of your previous gnomes have been so overcome with stress that they decided to end it all. Maybe it’s time you hired a gnome that can fight back.
Enter the ninja and sumo gnomes.
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If you are dealing with a gnome infestation, a gruesome trap like this one may be the only solution to the situation. The device is just like a traditional bear trap except, in this case, a watering can serves as “bait.”
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Rather than live a life of shame as a lowly garden gnome, this proud little elf was forced to commit “hara-kiri,” or ritualistic suicide. And he did it with a smile on his face.
Sad.
Creepy.
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