While looking like a victim of the Midas touch will certainly be a drawback in battle, this 18″ ultraviolence big army guy is still armed to the teeth and can even swap out his weapons with interchangeable hands should an open-handed bitch slap be in order.
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We are always told that rubbing Buddha’s belly is good luck. In this case it is also a way to change the volume or scroll through songs. This beautiful MP3 player has a jade-like Buddha in a golden medallion case and will hold all your favorite music for listening at your pleasure. So now every time you rub his belly you will not only get a little extra luck but you will also have full control of your player.
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