For some people, the holiday season can be the most depressing time of the year. I say roll with those emotions to create a holiday theme that is festively dark and morbid. Kind of like a goth Martha Stewart.
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guillotine
A guillotine is one thing, but a business card paper cut execution has to be the most horrifying way to go out.
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You normally want to share your business cards with visiting professionals but that can lead to unwanted calls and general harassment. The Guillotini Business Card Holder can save you the guilt of not offering people a card, while still making them think twice about taking it. It may not be worth losing a finger to them.
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A great gift for the Executive. There is no way any employee wouldn’t feel a bit intimidated when he enters the office and sees a guillotine. That employee may have a bowel movement when a cigar is placed in it and the blade is dropped. It’s always good to remind them who the boss is.
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