My first question about this product was whether the toggling fingers would put too much pressure on your precious chip, and strangely enough the answer came when I watched the video above and could clearly make out the words “No Broken” before morphing back into a language I don’t understand.
So now you will have the Potechi Bionic Grabber, a bionic Japanese hand that can be used to conveniently feed yourself potato chips while preventing grease prints from infecting everything you touch; at least until you get to that huge pocket of crumbs at the bottom of the bag.
Take the Hand Coaster’s words of “Put it there, pal” to mean either a friendly greeting like a handshake or a direction on where to put their drink. Either way it should make the user happy.
Either of these disembodied hands will do a fine job holding your candles, allowing you to have your candlelight without hot wax dripping onto your skin. And when no candles are around, you have a nice thumbs up decoration with one hand, while the other looks like it is doing something a bit more risque.
What a nice way to walk hand in hand with your dog. You hold the hand, the hand holds the leash for the dog. I can’t think of any better way for you to set up an insanity defense for any crime you may commit in the future. Yes, it will look that weird.