Liquor Gun Pump: Fire Up a Shot
Place this pump on your favorite spirit bottle, pull the gun from its holster and fire up a shot. Careful though—alcoholism is no laughing matter. One day you are enjoying the occasional drink with your friends and the next you are sitting alone in your living room chair, raising up the shots gun to your [...]
Hooter Shooters and Johnson Juicers: Booze Straight From the Teat (Very NSFW)
It appears that the folks at Scandalous Inventions are planning to expand on their empire of boobie beer bongs to include a few new objects that will surely get college kids and managers at Spencer’s Gifts giddy with excitement. The “Johnson Juicer” (illustrated by Wolverine here) shoots measured shots out of a dual chambered dong [...]
Beer Tube Siren For Drinking Emergencies
If you are unfamiliar with beer tubes, you should know that it is a simple device that uses gravity to dispense your brew quickly. Fast beer pouring means fast drinking and fast drinking means you will probably have a few scenes missing from the Saturday night feature film rolling in your brain. There are plenty [...]
Musical Bagpipe Whiskey Pourer: Scottish Tech at It’s Finest
Scotland may not be known for its contributions to technology, but as far as drinking gadgets go, this Musical Bagpipe Whiskey Pourer is world class. When placed inside a bottle, the bagpipes will play ‘Scotland the Brave’ as you pour. They even threw in a shot glass as a bonus.
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Beer Stein Bong With “Speed Hole” Drinking Technology
You have two clearly marked options with the Beer Stein Bong. You can sip or you can hit the “speed hole” when getting drunk fast is a priority. Unlike most beer bongs, there is no tube here to guide the drink into your mouth—so if you have man boobs it might be a good idea [...]
The Chug a Lug LED Bottle Opener Takes the Thinkin’ out of Drinkin’
Well damn, I was just going to casually sip my beer—but my bottle opener told me to chug it. I must obey.
The Chug a Lug LED bottle opener determines your drinking fate with lights that randomly select your next move after a bottle is opened. It even features a charming “glug glug” sound to egg [...]
A Comfortable Place to Pass Out
Until someone decides to make a dedicated toilet pillow, these pass out pillow covers will have to do the job.
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Giant Southern Comfort Bottle is a Hillbilly’s Dream Come True
This oversized Southern Comfort Bottle looks and feels like the real thing, except for the fact that it measures a whopping 19-inches tall. The only problem is that it doesn’t come filled alcohol—but that can be easily remedied. After that just put a nipple on it and go to town.
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Twist Booz-O-Meter Drinking Game: Way More Effective Than a Breathalyser
Test your level of sobriety the fun way with the Twist Booz-O-Meter drinking game. Guide the wand around the wiry beer bottle —just be careful not to touch. If your dexterity and hand-eye coordination fail you, the Booz-O-Meter will let out a thunderous crash to inform everyone that you are a drunken failure. Works [...]
Christmas Drinking Glove: Get Hammered Like a Pro This Holiday Season
Earlier this month we brought you the Beer Glove to ensure a sure grip on your brew. Now you can have the same peace of mind with a festive holiday flair thanks to the Christmas Drinking Glove. Hey, professional bowlers have a glove, and so should professional drinkers. Don’t go to your next holiday [...]
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