Gas Mask Bong Saves You a Trip to The Surplus Store
Sure, you could go to the surplus store, buy an old gas mask, take it home and modify it for smoking—but that would actually require you to get up and do something. This version comes ready to roll right out of the box. Plus, it is delivered right to your door.
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A Bong Blueprint Tote Bag Really Comes in Handy
From Fashionably Geek: It may seem odd, but a tote bag with blueprint instructions on how to build a proper bong is more useful than you might think. Say your weed-fueled wanderings lead you to the supermarket for some munchies, but you forget how to get back home. This tote bag will provide everything you [...]
Life or Death Playing Cards: Smoking and Drugs Are Bad, Gambling A-Ok
Each card in these standard 52 card decks features macabre illustrations to go along with a fact or a statistic about why you should not smoke or do drugs. Apparently, the manufacturer felt that becoming a gambling addict is a small price to pay to kick your nasty chemical dependencies. Available in Life, Death on [...]
Stonerware “Weedja” Board: Summon Jerry Garcia to Help Find Your Keys
Attention burnouts—the Stonerware “Weedja” Board is your new best friend. What other toy out there can help you tap into the mystic forces of the universe, talk to dead potheads and help you remember important stuff?
“Where are my keys Jerry Garcia?”
I…N…Y…O…U…R…P…O…C…K…E…T.
“Dude! Creepy!”
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Baked Bambi Bank
Apparently Bambi’s rough childhood has led him to self-medicate in an effort to escape his demons. Just be careful putting your money in there—”Bent Bambi” may wind up blowing it on Doritos and weed.
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An Orange Juice Cigarette Lighter Won’t Eliminate Your Guilt
If you are feeling a little guilty about the fact that you still smoke, a lighter in the shape of a bottle of OJ isn’t going to make you feel healthier. Remember, you actually have to buy the real thing and drink it.
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Shotgun Lighter: You Have the Right to Bear Arms in Flavor Country
In the flavor country constitution, the first amendment is the right to smoke anytime, anywhere. You also have the right to own guns—so long as you are smoking when you shoot them. This double barrel shotgun lighter can help you fulfill both of those requirements. Just pull the trigger and watch as a flame jumps [...]
Ass-Tray Likes it Rough…Really Rough (NSFW)
This isn’t the first receptacle I have seen that involves extinguishing cigarettes with the fire fighting power of the butthole, but it is the only product with an official “Ass-Tray” moniker. And when it comes to putting out your cigarettes betwixt two ample butt cheeks, only an official product will do.
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