You will want to keep your shifting short and quick just so you can avoid having to touch this grimy Dollhead Knob Shifter. Of course, if you were a heartless bastard you could probably just decapitate one of your kid’s dolls, rub it in the dirt and achieve the same effect. Either way, I’m amazed that someone actually has the nerve to sell this thing.
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This deer head is a pure white ceramic wall vase with one small part missing, his antlers. However you feel his antlers should look on any given day, just find a flower that approximates the look and plant them in the deer’s head. When that look gets old or wilted, jut find a new look.
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You probably have two immediate thoughts on seeing this Plush Horse Head Wall Decoration. First: you are glad to see it on the wall rather than waking up to find it beside you in bed. Second: who hangs a horse head as a trophy? Still, it will be nice and safe up on your wall until you have the need to re-enact one of the more gruesome scenes from The Godfather.
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Beside being a cool glass head, they advertise this as a terrarium as well. All you need to do is to turn it on its side. However, you may feel that dropping almost a grand on a glass head only to put dirt in it is not the best use of your cash in this economy.
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