Putting these Hershey’s Kiss-shaped CD holders on your desk gives you a stand to keep your CD’s from getting scratched. They are also likely to be snatched up by every chocolate fiend in your office.
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There is no reason to feel that your manliness is diminished because you choose to burn a few tea lights around your house. Especially if that small amount of heat is what this candle holding guy needs to keep himself from freezing to death. Would have been even better if he was toasting s’mores.
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These lamps won’t provide any light, but they will have a tissue ready for you whenever you need it. You just have to decide which is more important: the ability to read after the sun sets or the ability to sneeze without sending mucus flying through the air. These lamps are betting on the latter.
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Without even reading your business card, people will get the sense that you are a force to be reckoned with. Either that, or you have a thing for muscular 1920s strongmen.
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The Voodoo Pen Holder is not quite as frightening as the Voodoo Knife Holder, but you may have a tough time convincing your HR rep that you have a good reason to keep a set of sharp knives in your cube. Even without the knives, this Voodoo holder should give anyone who is thinking about stealing a pen good reason to prey on someone other than you. Whether they are afraid of a possible Voodoo curse or the mental image of a pen through their head gives them the idea you get violent if your stuff gets stolen, it should push potential thieves to look elsewhere in their search for a proper victim. The holder comes complete with six pens and the stab wounds to hold them.
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If you want light, you get a light bulb. It is as easy as that. So if you want the same convienence witha a tea light, there needs to be a light bulb involved somehow. This holder certainly has that covered.
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The Flexible Embrace Auto Holder will lock just about anything into its cartoon-esque embrace to keep it in place as you travel. Setting the hands high and low on whatever it is holding gives it a much more secure grasp on the item. The holder attaches to your dashboard with a dash sticker, as they call it, so maybe having it hold that soda as pictured is not such a great idea. Having it come loose from your dashboard while holding something like your cell phone would not be nearly as likely to cause an accident as 12 ounces of soda soaking both your leg and iPod.
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If you’re a fan of the classic rock band T-Rex, we’ve found a special place for you to store their albums.
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So you decide it is your turn to host a little get together to relax after another hard week of work. You want to chill with a few beers, your guests and spouse prefer wine. There is no way to get around serving a little of their preferred drink, but at least make yourself feel a little better by serving it with a wine holder that perfectly sums up your attitude about it.
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These vampire teeth are useful for holding place cards and are not the type of things most people should steal. They can take their chances trying to hide a set of fangs on them if they choose, but I know I would never take a chance like that. Maybe that is just what the fangs want you to do so they can get you alone.
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