The Garden Zombie: What Kind of Fertilizer Are You Using?
Here is yet another reason why you must refrain from burying corpses in your own yard. Miracle Gro is a lot more powerful than you could ever imagine.
The Zombie of Montclair Moors Garden Sculpture is a life-sized creation by artist Alan Dickenson that is sure to scare the hell out of any Jehovah’s Witnesses and [...]
Doggie Door Knockers Will Not Increase the Value of Your Home
People love dogs—there is no doubt about it. Some love them so much that they insist on defiling their homes with all things dog related. Case in point, the Doggie Door Knocker pictured above.
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