
Hang one of these Climbing Men and it will give any room you choose the look of a popular mountain for climbing. Get a whole group of them and it will look a lot more like a special forces raid. They should appeal to most men, it is very similar to the GI Joe’s we played with as kids.
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Bring home a little piece of Greek Parthenon style with this “Andorra-4 Series ” furniture and you’ll finally have a piece of home decor worthy enough to display your prized collection of gas station crystal knick knacks and limited edition commemorative Elvis plates.
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Either someone had an instant interior decorating epiphany when a well shaped drop of solder formed on a circuit board, or the liquid metal cop from Terminator 2 is trying to infiltrate your house in the form of this stainless steel couch. Either way you’ll have an ultra modern piece of home decor that makes a “vivid statement”, looks uncomfortable as hell, and resists rust.
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Spread the industrial look around your place and harness the hanging power of pipes without the threat of leaks or flooding with these “Pipe Rack Series” coat racks. These powder coated copper pipes feature four hooks made from brass fittings and measure 10cm x 82.5cm x 10cm. Now when you have 50 lbs of coats, hats and purses your exposed pipes won’t be able to mock you from the ceiling. Who’s laughing now you bastards?
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Here is yet another reason why you must refrain from burying corpses in your own yard. Miracle Gro is a lot more powerful than you could ever imagine.
The Zombie of Montclair Moors Garden Sculpture is a life-sized creation by artist Alan Dickenson that is sure to scare the hell out of any Jehovah’s Witnesses and Girl Scouts that may come knocking on your door.
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People love dogs—there is no doubt about it. Some love them so much that they insist on defiling their homes with all things dog related. Case in point, the Doggie Door Knocker pictured above.
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