
You know a hot sauce is serious business when it is sold in a custom cedar casket. This kit comes with one bottle of Mortician’s Mold Hot Sauce, one bottle of Undertaker’s Undead Hot Sauce, stickers, a mini-CD featuring a custom RottingFleshRadio show and some novelty maggots.
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If food service is all about presentation, then this 18 wheeler hot sauce will lead to an awesome meal. This thing would be ideal at any truck stop along the freeway, acting as both a decoration and a condiment. In your house it is just a really cool way to serve hot sauce that may trick the kids into using a sauce they don’t fully understand until it is too late.
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I’m not big into hot sauces, but I can’t help but laugh at some of the gimmicky packaging that goes along with these bottles. Some of the sauces are hotter than others, but it is a pretty safe bet that any one of these will have you tearing up on the toilet in the morning. That having been said, I have put together a list of five bottles that will leave you laughing (and burning) your ass off.
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If you don’t think the name of the Ass Reaper Hot Sauce gives you an idea of how hot it is, then the skull dressed as the grim reaper may clue you in. And you had better hope your ass can handle it the next morning because if eating it wasn’t painful, the aftermath certainly will be.
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