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the flipperYou may not be able to play a lick on the guitar, but you can still harness the power of rock to become a virtuoso pancake and burger flipper. Plus you’ll have a spatula made out of the same material as most rockstars’ girlfriends. You’re halfway there!

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pecker-maracas

No one can resist the hot, spicy sounds of the nutsack. You will soon be a slave to the rhythm.

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