Twin Toilet Salt and Pepper Shakers: Mmmm…Toilet Seasoning
Mmmm…wow. This burger has an interesting flavor. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but I know that I’ve tasted it before. Where was that? Oh yeah, it was at this seedy truck stop. I kept sending my burger back and yelling at the cook to get it right. He was pretty pissed, but he [...]
The Pirate Mug: Coffee, Sugar and LEDs
This clear pirate skull mug lights up with four bright blue LEDs when lifted off of the table, and stops when set back down. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your freaky, glowing cup.
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Rubber Duck Kettle Makes Teatime Tacky
If you already have your kitchen decked out with knick knacks, you simply must grab this rubber duck-shaped tea kettle. It is the crown jewel of tackiness.
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Mickey Mouse Crêpe Maker For Serious French Chefs
This Disney-branded kitchen appliance makes thin, delicious crêpes in a flash. Plus, you can cut them in the shape of Mickey Mouse for presentation. That’s how all the best French chefs do it. Look it up.
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The Plastic T. Pot Will Stupefy Stuffy Tea Drinkers
Wanna know how to blow the mind of an tea drinker that lives in a stuffy world filled with porcelain and doilies? The “Plastic” T.Pot can do the job with a design that looks like an inflatable teapot. It is actually made from ceramic, but those stuck up old bats will never know the difference.
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Li’l Tubby Bowl: Are You Done Yet Fatso?
Li’l Tubby seems to be completely oblivious to the fact that there are people out there who are starving. When the doctor took his foot, his insatiable hunger never let up. When the fire department knocked down his wall to haul him out with a forklift, all he could say was “More Please!” So, the [...]
M&M’s Placemats Make For a Fine Dining Experience
Have someone special coming over for dinner this weekend? Remember that presentation is key. So after you have slaved over a hot microwave preparing a classy lean cuisine meal, go the extra mile and impress her with these M&M’s vinyl placemats. Cap that fine meal off with a bottle of Thunderbird, and it is smooth [...]
The Diet Piggy: A Little Shame Can Go a Long Way
Chances are you are either on a diet, considering going on a diet or in denial about how fat you really are. This diet piggy employs the time-honored method of shame to reverse that ever expanding waistline. Just place him in the fridge and whenever you open the door it will grunt—reminding you lay off [...]
Batman Watch-Shaped Salt and Pepper Shaker: Eureka Moments in Product Design
I’ve got it! Let’s make a Batman salt-and pepper shaker. Yeah, I know—it’s been done before. But here is the twist…let’s shape it like a watch. Thank you, thank you. It is brilliant if I do say so myself. So how’s about a raise?
As bizarre as this thing is, the person behind the design could [...]
Naked Men in Oven Mitts Magnets: I Just Don’t Understand Women
Women find a bunch of ugly dudes wearing oven mitts attractive? Pubes in your soufflé is never cool folks.
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