It may a drawing of a cow that’s wearing a dress riding on a rocket to Mars (I think), but it automatically looks badass when attached to the fridge using one of these knife magnets.
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Well, the magnets affixed to these old floppy disks ensure that they can no longer be loaded with data, but that doesn’t mean they can’t hold your recipes and A+ papers.
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Mia Schmallenbach’s Meeting Knives set features a paring knife, a carving knife, a chef’s knife and a filleting knife tucked inside each other like a nesting doll. The proportions of each knife were determined by the Fibonacci sequence, which earns it added nerd points.
I believe planet IHOP is in the Maple Syrup galaxy.
These Star Wars pancake molds would probably double as cookie cutters too.
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Reminder: today is your last chance to enter our Nerdy Mega Prize Pack giveaway from Stupid.com!
The final review in our six part Nerdy Mega Prize Pack series is the Kitchen Magician. In a nutshell, it’s supposed to be the Swiss Army Knife of kitchen utensils, but falls a bit short of that goal.
How many people can sing karaoke and toss salad at the same time? That is a skill my friend. You should be on the pornography equivalent of American Idol.
Hmmm…
American Anal?
Ha!
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Show the world what a sick bastard you are by displaying a blood stained Evidence Knife Set Holder prominently in your kitchen. It will nicely compliment the Evidence knife we’ve featured in the past, and will also be a magnet for agents of CSI’s beef and poultry division, who nail suspects who don’t properly clean their utensils.
Sick of having to pull every knife out of a conventional block until you find the one you’re looking for? J.A. Henckels’ has come up with a way to display your knives without having to hide the blade with this magnetic knife block. The magnets are hidden within the angled block allowing the entire knife to be displayed, showcasing your precision sharpening artistry and striking terror into all your sliceables. The block will sell for around $80 when it’s released later this year.
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Let your friends and family know that their meal was made with love when you add a dash of sweet sugar and stir vigorously with your nutsack. Well, a heart spoon that looks like a nutsack anyway.
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Keeping your fridge magnets current is an important job, and if you own the old Photoshop kit, then it’s time to upgrade. A new set is out which features additional pieces and reflects the look of CS4, and it will only set you back $25. However they won’t allow you change the dimensions or color of your fridge.
