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Think lipstick is a girlie product? Then I guess you haven’t checked out this very cool letter opener. Call it effeminate, but the blade on this thing looks more masculine than most men I know. The lipstick is just a convenient cover story.
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I cannot think of a cooler way to open letters than to picture myself as one of the greatest warriors of all time wielding a sword. Even if I couldn’t handle the full size sword that the Spartans used, I can certainly handle this miniature model. The guts of my mail will be spilled on a daily basis.
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Other than the poor guy that acts as a holder for it, everyone will enjoy the Lightning Letter Opener. The product is pretty self-explanatory including the fact that turning your back on a storm is going to do nothing but get you struck while you aren’t looking. The fact that they can make this guy grimace with no facial features but a mouth is pretty impressive. That tells you just how much this hurts.
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