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According to the product page, this hand warmer can “cure arthritis, lumbago and headache, cervical vertebra disease, chilblains…etc.” But why stop there? Try it with a cold! Try it with the flu! Try it with the clap! Not only does it have a cool Nightmare Before Christmas theme, it is also the greatest medical gadget ever invented.
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This is for all our readers in the medical profession. No one is impressed by total sterility in your office. It will be a little more fun when you pull out your tiger-covered stethoscope. And being covers, you can get a few different ones for some variety.
I do have one complaint though. I think the patient would much prefer it if the tiger’s head were the end that was pointed at them.
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Although I am sure this is a very useful product for mothers who are trying to medicate infants, there is just something a little odd about a syringe coupled with a nipple. You may want to be careful who sees you injecting anything into your baby’s mouth with this syringe, or chance becoming very well acquainted with Child Protective Services.
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Cufflinks may be somewhat useless, but cufflinks with mini stethoscopes never go out of style. Cool as they are, they would be a “must have” gift if they actually worked. No word on that, but until I know better I am assuming they are and dreaming of getting a pair for Christmas.
Product Page ($78)
Saving someone’s life with a tourniquet may be noble. But why do it with some generic bandage when you can give them a nice Funky Bat Tourniquet. When they are fully refreshed and their blood level is restored, they will appreciate it then.
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Gadgets are all about fun, and your coworkers would probably get a good kick out of this syringe highlighter. Be forewarned though: your Human Resources department may be more likely to send you for a drug test and counseling than to get a good chuckle out of it.
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What do you think of when you see a frog? Water of course. So why not shape a child-friendly humidifier like a frog? Rather than some lifeless box spewing out steam you can have a frog breathing smoke for your kid’s rooms. That has to be better, doesn’t it? Or could it just lead to frog nightmares? As a bonus, it is whisper quiet, unlike a real frog.
Product Page ($29.99)
According to the product website:
“The DNA kit allows you to leave valuable information about your genetic makeup behind after you’re long gone. This can be a simple gesture to your family, friends and loved ones or actually provide vital information about you and your ancestry that might benefit future generations.”
EIther that or you can use the DNA kit as a means to achieve immortality through an endless succession of clones.
Each kit contains:
Product Page ( $19.99 )
