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When you look at a food like haggis, you know exactly what you’re getting into, and normally it’s a dance party at Club Gag. However, that’s not the case with this cookies n’ milk soap, which looks delicious but is actually made from shea butter. So you’ve been warned….this soap is bad for eating, but great for scenting up the pits and taint.

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These Milk Tissue Holders will keep people from depleting your tissue supply. Who in their right mind is going to check out Japanese milk cartons that have been sitting out at room temperature? For those that are curious as to why there is paper sticking out of the carton they will be blessed with as much tissue as they need. A few pictures of the cartons in action are available after the break.

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Who wouldn’t want a juice box sitting on their bedside table? It may look like just more trash you have left lying around, but this one will tell time and has an alarm clock for you to make that early morning meeting. I just can’t figure out why neither one of the offerings is a traditional morning drink, like orange juice, grapefruit juice or beer. Milk does not sound so good first thing in the morning and strawberry soda just sounds downright nasty.

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