Chicken Flavored USB Laptop Cooler Pad With Nipple Fans

That’s right, this chicken will help keep your laptop (and your legs cool) with a fan vent system powered by USB. Also available in monkey, opera face, cat, dog, bear, penguin and lion versions. Additional images available after the break.

Monkey Spanker: Vibrator For Men (NSFW)

It seems that you can find women’s sex toys everywhere. You see a few for men, but the women’s products probably outnumber them 10:1. Maybe it is just that men are not particular at all about how they reach their goal. And I am not sure they are going to be any more turned on [...]

Soft Speaker Monkey: That’s Right, a Speaker…Monkey

Toss out those drab old speakers and upgrade to a speaker monkey. He will work with any device with a standard audio jack and he is super soft and cuddly—which means that all of your friends will be clamoring to touch your monkey.
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