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Now you can control your very own Flying Monkey with no golden cap needed, although his only function will be to crack open some nuts. Luckily, you happen to have captured him in the midst of his kidnapping of Toto so you get a flying monkey that looks like he is on his way to a picnic. Not quite the same as the fearsome creature from the movie.
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Despite years in his new, urban environment, the cable monkey instinctively latches onto cords as if they were vines in the jungle.
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You can have two of the more talented monkeys in the world when you get this desk accessory. One of them is a hard hatted iron worker, the other is obviously the welder. The two of them are carrying a steel beam that is ideal for holding a pen or stack of business cards that will look right at home in your office.
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As you can see in this horrifyingly corny video, the Glow to Bed Sleepy Monkey features a glow-in-the-dark fabric on the stomach and ears that can be drawn on with a special UV pen. The idea is that doodling in the dark will help your child fall asleep—although I doubt that blissful slumber will continue after they roll over the pen in the middle of the night.
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Yeah, that title pretty much says it all. Apparently this monkey (who is a bit of a dandy) has a perm that changes colors when exposed to hot or cold temperatures. Who can resist a product of this caliber?
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If you are wondering how you are going to decorate your new house, you should try to work these Monkey Curtain Clasps into it. Your theme shouldn’t matter, a monkey pretty much fits in with all of them. Even if you decide to change them out later, you still have a bunch of monkeys. That is never a bad thing.
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Don’t let your Banana Brothers Salt and Pepper Set be the extent of your monkey kitchen utensils. The Captain Banana Corkscrew features yet another monkey, though one that does no work at all. When you place Captain Banana over the bottle to be opened, he just sits there. The cork is removed by spinning the parrot on top of his head. That is probably why he has that stupid grin on his face.
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Want a doorbell for your bedroom or dorm? The monkey doorbell makes quick work of it—all you need to do is mount the buzzer on the outside and the electronic bell on the inside using a simple screw or hook. When the button is pressed, the occupant will be alerted with a chimpanzee scream. You can even swap out the monkey picture and insert one of your own. An additional image is available after the break.
What are Chuckle Buddies you ask? Well, Marlin the Monkey and Paul the Pooch do nothing but roll around on the floor laughing hysterically. There is also a cat in the video, but only the monkey and the dog are for sale. So, there is either a third, mysterious Chuckle Buddy out there, or a screwed-up cat is roaming the offices at Baron Bob. Images are available after the break.
If we got monkeys running the show on Wall Street then that would go a long way in explaining why the economy is currently in the mess that it is in. I mean, he’s playing solitaire—right there you know he isn’t paying attention. Plus he takes like 50 banana breaks a day. And is office? Yeah, that’s covered in poop. Can’t find a thing in there.
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