If you’ve ever wondered whether monkeys would be affected by the zombie apocalypse, this plush should provide the answer. Each features a torn up t-shirt and multiple abrasions which reveal red corduroy “muscle” beneath the skin.
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It’s hard to stay focused on the laptop when your USB monkey lamps look like they want to beat the hell out of each other. You may have to put work on hold and let these two duke it out in a male vs. female rock em’ sock em’ primate battle royal. The loser will be unceremoniously unplugged from the USB port while hanging their LED powered head in shame. Check out an additional photo after the break.
Don’t even think about trying to steal the Crazy Monkey’s banana. If you do, he will throw a tantrum, shout and scream until it is returned. According to the product page “this monkey will recreate those terrible tantrums of the youngsters.” Awesome…I’ll take ten.
Pull a handful of plastic monkeys out of the barrel they are sold in and it is immediately apparent that their arms are perfectly suited for holding onto things. You may as well put that to use when hanging your pots over your kitchen island. Other than being stainless steel and silver instead of plastic and blue, they are almost identical to the barrel variety of monkey.
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Now you can control your very own Flying Monkey with no golden cap needed, although his only function will be to crack open some nuts. Luckily, you happen to have captured him in the midst of his kidnapping of Toto so you get a flying monkey that looks like he is on his way to a picnic. Not quite the same as the fearsome creature from the movie.
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Despite years in his new, urban environment, the cable monkey instinctively latches onto cords as if they were vines in the jungle.
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You can have two of the more talented monkeys in the world when you get this desk accessory. One of them is a hard hatted iron worker, the other is obviously the welder. The two of them are carrying a steel beam that is ideal for holding a pen or stack of business cards that will look right at home in your office.
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As you can see in this horrifyingly corny video, the Glow to Bed Sleepy Monkey features a glow-in-the-dark fabric on the stomach and ears that can be drawn on with a special UV pen. The idea is that doodling in the dark will help your child fall asleep—although I doubt that blissful slumber will continue after they roll over the pen in the middle of the night.
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Yeah, that title pretty much says it all. Apparently this monkey (who is a bit of a dandy) has a perm that changes colors when exposed to hot or cold temperatures. Who can resist a product of this caliber?
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If you are wondering how you are going to decorate your new house, you should try to work these Monkey Curtain Clasps into it. Your theme shouldn’t matter, a monkey pretty much fits in with all of them. Even if you decide to change them out later, you still have a bunch of monkeys. That is never a bad thing.
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