
The factory workers will have a lot more respect for you as a supervisor if you carry around this Moose Clipboard. And you can double that if you have the matching Moose Pen. It must have something to do with large antlered animals in the workplace.
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You would really have to love nature to be looking to decorate your house with the Moose/Trees Inverted Chandelier. I think having a little bit of nature indoors isn’t a bad idea, I am just not so sure I want a whole little nature diorama over my dinner table.
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This microwaveable, spice-filled moose can help melt away tension with a blend of aromatherapy and hot or cold muscle treatment. If a little heat is in order, chuck him in the micro for 90 seconds. If you want a little cool soothing action, put him in the freezer for an hour. Now that is stupid. Check out that look on the model’s face by the way. “I turned down a job in porn for this?”
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