Fart Alert Barricade: A Post Taco Bell Warning System
Yesterday we discussed a product that informs others that you are having sex. Today we present another warning system that alerts anyone nearby that you just hit Taco Bell and, as a result, you are laying down some serious trouser thunder. Actually, the motion activated caution light is intended to embarrass others by [...]
Play a Light Up Tambourine and Watch the Groupies Flood In
We all know that the tambourine player is the one that attracts the adoring fans and slutty groupies. So why not kick your game up a notch with a tambourine that lights up? Every time it shakes or makes contact with your hand or hip, the lights will flash in rhythm to the music.
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Singing Elvis Coffee Mug: Wake Up With a Cup of the King
To hell with Folgers, the best part of waking up is a little Elvis in your cup. Just lift the mug to your lips and the light-activated sensor will initiate a “Love Me Tender” serenade from the King himself. It also has an on/off function —which is VERY important.
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Big Willie: The Dancing, Hip Hop Loving Penis
I thought the Britney Spears “Oops I Did it Again” action figure was going to be the weirdest thing I cam across this week, but this Dancing Dick just might give Britney a run for her money. Big Willie here will bust a move to Aerosmith / Run DMCs “Walk this Way” whenever someone [...]
The Magnificent Maggot
If you are familiar with the Doctor Shiver’s Carnival of Terror series of books, you may have come across the Magnificent Maggot before. But you may not have known that he has always longed for a career in showbiz. This little maggot will wriggle along the floor, light up, and sing “Born to Be [...]
Motion Activated Disembodied Eyeball: Wholesome Fun
This Giant Animated Eyeball moans, swings, and lights up whenever someone passes by. Hang it over a baby’s crib doorway for a wholesome laugh.
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Possessed Books
These books look like harmless antiques, that is, until someone walks by. Imagine the victim’s surprise as the middle book slides towards them “as if it will fall from the shelf.” It even plays spooky sounds to complete the creepy effect.
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