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This adorable puppy door chime greets guests with a cheerful “welcome” when they enter a room. The product page also suggests that it would make for a decent security alarm—meaning that thieves will also be greeted with hospitality.
Product Page ($4)
At the first sign of movement, this garden frog decoration will let out a “sexy woo-woo” whistle—harassing you, your husband, your children, your friends, the dog, the cat, large rodents…whatever. Sufficed to say, he has problems.
Product Page ($30)
Aliens are always depicted as having evil intentions and wanting to take over the Earth. That is a rather one-sided view. These particular aliens are attempting to do something good by lighting up your bike’s valve stems. The motion activated LED’s should give your wheels an eerie glow as you pedal along after dark.
Product Page (£8.99, about $14)
You have to crawl before you can walk, as the saying goes. And before you step up to a real, live poisonous snake, it might be a good idea to practice your charming skills using this robotic version. When you get to close it will strike out and hiss, staring at you with its glowing red eyes. When it recoils the tail will rattle as an ominous warning.
Product Page ($35)
Yesterday we discussed a product that informs others that you are having sex. Today we present another warning system that alerts anyone nearby that you just hit Taco Bell and, as a result, you are laying down some serious trouser thunder. Actually, the motion activated caution light is intended to embarrass others by flashing and blaring a siren along with one of 8 gross phrases when someone walks by.
Product Page ($11.98)
We all know that the tambourine player is the one that attracts the adoring fans and slutty groupies. So why not kick your game up a notch with a tambourine that lights up? Every time it shakes or makes contact with your hand or hip, the lights will flash in rhythm to the music.
Product Page ($19.95)
To hell with Folgers, the best part of waking up is a little Elvis in your cup. Just lift the mug to your lips and the light-activated sensor will initiate a “Love Me Tender” serenade from the King himself. It also has an on/off function —which is VERY important.
Product Page ($86 Thanks Robert!)
I thought the Britney Spears “Oops I Did it Again” action figure was going to be the weirdest thing I cam across this week, but this Dancing Dick just might give Britney a run for her money. Big Willie here will bust a move to Aerosmith / Run DMCs “Walk this Way” whenever someone crosses the path of his motion sensor. He even features a sideways baseball cap for that authentic urban look.
Product Page (£9.99 or $21)
If you are familiar with the Doctor Shiver’s Carnival of Terror series of books, you may have come across the Magnificent Maggot before. But you may not have known that he has always longed for a career in showbiz. This little maggot will wriggle along the floor, light up, and sing “Born to Be Alive” on a continuous loop whenever someone walks by. Unfortunately, his passion for life will most likely be dashed when his singing forces you to hurl him against a wall.
Product Page (£19.99 or $37.90)
This Giant Animated Eyeball moans, swings, and lights up whenever someone passes by. Hang it over a baby’s crib doorway for a wholesome laugh.
Product Page (currently out of stock)
