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Created under the direct supervision of AKIRA creator Katsuhiro Otomo, this Kaneda die-cast bike replica measures 6.3″ H x 19.7″ W and features LED illumination on the front and back wheels, headlights, taillights, blinker, and dashboard. It also includes sound effects, adjustable headlights, a front end that can be raised and lowered and a full, workable suspension. Naturally, a model of this caliber will blow up most budgets. Additional images are available after the break.
This motorcycle grip makes a revving sound every time you pop open a beer. You’ll get a lot of good years out of this motorcycle, but remember that it is dangerous. You’ll probably fall a few times, and once the liver goes it’s time to trade her in.
Product Page ($10)
If you are going to ride a motorcycle then you really need to ride a Harley if you want to be a tough guy. If you want to be a tough guy with a knife, it appears you have to have a Harley as well. It features a working LED headlight that is activated by a switch on the seat—giving you a better view of the hippie you just stabbed.
Product Page ($7.99)
Nothing will wake you up in the morning like grabbing hold of a pair of motorcycle handles to get the water running. This chrome and brass faucet is the ultimate accessory for a man’s bathroom. And while the retail cost was quite hefty at one time, you can now get them at 65% off.
Product Page ($279)
Yeah..how about that huh? That’s a real stuffed croc on that pink motorcycle model. PETA will love that. It’s not something you see ever day that’s for sure.
Product Page ($172 AUD or $122)
Want to add some excitement to outings on your beloved Schwinn? Look no further than this dual exhaust kickstand made from aircraft grade aluminum. Throw in some rub on tattoos, a German spike helmet and a leather clad bitch to ride the back seat, and you’ll be ready to feel speeds up to 13 mph on the open road.
Product Page: ($39.95)
Send a loved one blazing into the next world in a flame covered Harley gas tank. This “Born to Ride” cremation urn offers 212 cubic inches of space for the burley biker who was all man. It also has an engravable nameplate on the base and is available in three bitchin’ colors.
Product Page: ($499)
If you ever have the problem of feeling like you just don’t make an impression on others, then outfit your motorcycle helmet with a pair of ears. You may be remembered as the jerk who put ears on his helmet, but at least they will know who you are. And just so the speed demon knows, these claim to have been tested to 175 MPH.
Product Page (£5.08, about $10)
If you can’t get people’s attention with a custom motorcycle, mayb eyou will have better luck when you are pulling this Coffin Trailer. While it may seem a little odd, it would seem to have plenty of space for transporting whatever you need. Hopefully nothing like what you would normally find in a coffin.
Product Page ($10995)
You know that the typical motorcyclist has a reputation to uphold. No little wussie knives for them.
This motorcycle knife looks cool when closed, deadly when opened. One more thing you may accidentally carry into the airport that will lead to a nice chat with Homeland Security.
Product Page ($3.50)
