
Whether your coffee tastes like wax or not, these crayon mugs would be a perfect way to start your day. Before you get working on your busy 12 hour day, a nice reminder of simpler times will ease you into it gently. If only work were as enjoyable as a coloring book.
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This clear pirate skull mug lights up with four bright blue LEDs when lifted off of the table, and stops when set back down. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your freaky, glowing cup.
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Poor Mr. P. When he is not putting the family jewels in danger, he is forced to survive on what little you drip on the side of your mug. You would think the poor guy would get more respect for all the jobs that he has.
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You have two clearly marked options with the Beer Stein Bong. You can sip or you can hit the “speed hole” when getting drunk fast is a priority. Unlike most beer bongs, there is no tube here to guide the drink into your mouth—so if you have man boobs it might be a good idea to pass on this one. Nobody needs that kind of wet t-shirt contest.
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What could be more entertaining than sitting through an 8 hour silent movie of a building? The answer is…just about everything. At least something cool came out of the project—like this set of stackable mugs featuring Warhol’s own black and white photo of the NYC icon.
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Scorpio: “You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted . You shall achieve the pinnacle of success by stabbing everyone you meet in the back. You will do anything for money. Most scorpios are murdered.”
Grim.
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