I have this dream about turning my car into Magnum P.I.
The Carstache takes care of the mustache, now all I need is a giant Detroit Tiger’s baseball cap on the hood, a Hawaiian shirt paint job and a pair of Truck Nutz barely covered by short shorts.
Product Page ($39 via Gizmodiva)
Your guests will understand that you have a disturbing dedication to your lip hair when you have a handlebar mustache napkin ring/place card/chalkboard identifying their seat. Of course, that’s only if all the other mustache related products and photos of Wyatt Earp and Taft didn’t tip them off first.
Product Page: ($24)
It is pretty hard for you to tell someone who has known you in the past that they have the wrong person when knocking at your door. This doormat handles it with a multi-level denial process. First it notifies them that the named person they are looking for is not there. But it is the doormat’s mustache and glasses as a disguise that completes the ruse. If they recognized you, it wouldn’t make much sense to try to deny who you were.
Product Page ($18)
The Bad Boy Bag O’ Fun may offer handcuffs, a mustache, a disco ball, and tattoos to name a few, but I can still tell you a few additions it could benefit from, like cab fare, a fake ID, the entire Bee Gees catalogue, chasers, Kleenex and an extra pair of pants. Whew…that was a wild night!
Product Page: ($12.99)
Drinking whiskey should be done with men who have mustaches and a criminal record. Otherwise you are just a poser. These guys have the “mug shots” to prove that they are real bad asses.
Product Page (£12.95, about $19.25)
This wooden handlebar mustache key holder will be a nice touch to anyone’s home décor, whether you’re immersed in the mustache lifestyle, missing the 70′s, or simply a fan of barbershop quartets. The product measures 18″ x 4″, and has four hooks.
Product Page ($30)
According the the product page, Señor Misterioso is ” an extremely dangerous man” that offers users a “ticket to a life of danger, mystery and social connections.” Plus, the thrill of mustache rides makes him popular with the ladies. All you need to do is place him on your workspace or car dash and he will work his magic on you. Also features glow-in-the-dark suit and Fedora.
Product Page ($4.05)
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