Painful memories of Catholic school beatdowns has left you with a serious anger management problem. Prevent the monster that lurks within from bubbling to the surface with the Sister Discipline Nun Motion clicker. This metal click toy makes a satisfying sound as the ruler slaps the nun’s hand over and over.
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Those nuns have always been a feisty bunch, what with all the knuckle rapping and such. Putting some boxing gloves on them seems like a logical next step. And no need to just take on other nuns, rabbis and aliens ar available as well.
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The Catholic Nun with a ruler will strike fear into anyone who attended Catholic School. This bop bag gives you a chance to strike back. Unfortunately, the larger sizes are discontinued, but you can use the finger flicker size to gain what little revenge you can.
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