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Sharpen your pencil like a real man would, with a V8 engine. The roar of the engine will come to life with every pencil that gets sharpened. And just like a neglected engine, if you don’t maintain your sharpener by emptying out the shavings, the engine will stall. Whether you are a fan of the BBC’s Top Gear or not makes no difference, using a V8 to sharpen your pencil is the only way to go.
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Poor little guy—you can see the fear and suffering on his face. He can sharpen seven pencils at a time and puke up the shavings through his mouth. Nice.
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Marvel at the fine craftsmanship and the versatility of this Penis Pencil Sharpener. Convenient pee-hole pencil insertion insures a sharp point every time. And with the shavings collecting neatly in the nutsack, clean up is a snap. Plus, it doubles as a paperweight. A must have for any office.
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Everyone spends a time in the bathroom every day. Why limit your use of a toilet to those few times? Place this Antique Pencil Sharpener Toilet on your desk and you can enjoy that view all day, with none of the foul odors the real thing often emanates. Oh yeah, it also will sharpen your pencil.
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The top two items are pretty cool little keychains. I am not sure which reason really draws me to them: that they made of recycled material or that they are shaped like mini garbage cans/recycle bins. They also have the dumpster model shown at the bottom.
All three have snap lids so that you can actually use them as change purses or to carry other small items around with you. Check out the Little Johnnie Pencil Sharpener as well. Pop open the door to the portajohn to empty the shavings. Beautiful.
Product Page ($1.60-5.60 in bulk) (wholesale/promotional products)
