Penis Pencil Sharpener and Paperweight: It Hurts Just to Look at It (NSFW)
Marvel at the fine craftsmanship and the versatility of this Penis Pencil Sharpener. Convenient pee-hole pencil insertion insures a sharp point every time. And with the shavings collecting neatly in the nutsack, clean up is a snap. Plus, it doubles as a paperweight. A must have for any office.
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Antique Pencil Sharpener Toilet
Everyone spends a time in the bathroom every day. Why limit your use of a toilet to those few times? Place this Antique Pencil Sharpener Toilet on your desk and you can enjoy that view all day, with none of the foul odors the real thing often emanates. Oh yeah, it also will sharpen your [...]
Recycle Bin Keychain: Made from Recycled Material
The top two items are pretty cool little keychains. I am not sure which reason really draws me to them: that they made of recycled material or that they are shaped like mini garbage cans/recycle bins. They also have the dumpster model shown at the bottom.
All three have snap lids so that you can actually [...]
