From CubicleBot: The Doctor Who series of floating pens includes Cyberman, Dalek and TARDIS versions. When you whip one of those out to sign off on something, it tells clients you mean business.
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I don’t see Mike Tyson as much of a writer, but this is definitely the kind of thing Mr. Dream might whip out to sign a ham-fisted squiggly “X” autograph. On barrel of the pen we find hearts, happy suns and all the places Mr. Dream daydreams about visiting. On the top we find a colorful boxing glove that you can launch from the pen at the push of a button.
If you were going to war you would love to have any of the Gundam’s weapons, they are far superior to what any army has today. And if you want to sit at your desk and just doodle all day, using a pen fashioned after the weapons of the Japanese anime series is better than using your old chewed up Bic. Stock up your armory with any of the 8 different models available, shown after the break.
You spend half of your weekend nights bent over a toilet after indulging just a bit too much, so you will recognize this desk organizer guy’s pain. Unlucky for him that he has paper clips coming back up. The toilet is also a handy holder for pens and Post-it Notes while messages can be left in a spot that is very easy to see and very painful, if not embarrassing, for him.
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Teachers have a real battle on their hands when it comes to cheating in the classroom. Today’s slackers have turned to gadgets in their quest for good grades—and now you can add walkie talkie pens to their aresenal. Obviously, this method is not without its risks. The pens are a tad conspicuous and you might draw attention to yourself when you call out: “Breaker breaker, this is Cheech calling for Chong. I’ve hit a roadblock. What the answer to number 20? Come on.”
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We have seen fighting pens before, but this skeleton version is just a tad more menacing with its glowing red eyes and Terminator-like appearance.
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There is no way to beat a personalized Star Wars pen. With this set you can choose your favorite character, add some colored shapes and build the coolest pen ever. If you get tired of a particular combination just take it apart and rebuild it. Just imagine all the envious stares at the your next department meeting.
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The pens in this set are authentic replicas of a human artery—right down to the heart-stopping plaque. Each pen features one healthy artery and one clogged artery to remind you that your doom could be only one bacon cheeseburger away.
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If I were to get a pen as a gift, I want this to be it. While the Etch a Sketch would amuse me for a few minutes, that pen that has the game Operation on it is about the most awesome pen I have ever seen. Throw in a few batteries and remove the cap that has the requires tweezers attached and begin going to work. The removable pieces are attached with string so you won’t lose them. The designers thought of everything.
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Turn your homework into a battle for Kung Fu supremacy with these Fighting Pens. A simple thumb mechanism allows you to come out swingin’ with one of the four available kung-fu champions.
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