
You spend half of your weekend nights bent over a toilet after indulging just a bit too much, so you will recognize this desk organizer guy’s pain. Unlucky for him that he has paper clips coming back up. The toilet is also a handy holder for pens and Post-it Notes while messages can be left in a spot that is very easy to see and very painful, if not embarrassing, for him.
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Teachers have a real battle on their hands when it comes to cheating in the classroom. Today’s slackers have turned to gadgets in their quest for good grades—and now you can add walkie talkie pens to their aresenal. Obviously, this method is not without its risks. The pens are a tad conspicuous and you might draw attention to yourself when you call out: “Breaker breaker, this is Cheech calling for Chong. I’ve hit a roadblock. What the answer to number 20? Come on.”
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We have seen fighting pens before, but this skeleton version is just a tad more menacing with its glowing red eyes and Terminator-like appearance.
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There is no way to beat a personalized Star Wars pen. With this set you can choose your favorite character, add some colored shapes and build the coolest pen ever. If you get tired of a particular combination just take it apart and rebuild it. Just imagine all the envious stares at the your next department meeting.
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The pens in this set are authentic replicas of a human artery—right down to the heart-stopping plaque. Each pen features one healthy artery and one clogged artery to remind you that your doom could be only one bacon cheeseburger away.
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If I were to get a pen as a gift, I want this to be it. While the Etch a Sketch would amuse me for a few minutes, that pen that has the game Operation on it is about the most awesome pen I have ever seen. Throw in a few batteries and remove the cap that has the requires tweezers attached and begin going to work. The removable pieces are attached with string so you won’t lose them. The designers thought of everything.
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Turn your homework into a battle for Kung Fu supremacy with these Fighting Pens. A simple thumb mechanism allows you to come out swingin’ with one of the four available kung-fu champions.
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