The Pig Phone May Be Better Than The Burger Phone
The classic Hamburger Phone has recently been thrust back into prominence after appearing in the cinematic tour de force that is the movie Juno. However, it may have some stiff competition from the pig phone and its priceless snoring ringtone. So will it be pork or beef? You decide.
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Mobile Phone PowerDome is a Powerful Rip-Off
According to the product page, the PowerDome is a therapeutic device that changes the phone’s frequency of electromagnetic pollution to take it out of the range that affects our bodies, and so helps restore our natural health and vitality.”
According to “tests,” the “device” helps to maintain balance and order in our bodies and protect [...]
Spongebob Squarepants Corded Flip Phone
Harking back to the days of landlines, the Spongebob Corded Flip Phone is for those who have not fully moved into the world of cell phones. When hung up, he looks like a small Spongebob statue. When you flip him open he is ready for business. Ready for business with his brains being exposed, that [...]
Mario Kart Phone and Alarm Clock
Apparently these have been around for awhile, but what Nintendo fan could resist a Mario Kart themed phone and alarm clock? Unfortunately only the phone ( pictured above ) is still in stock. The alarm clock with AM / FM radio ( pictured after the break ) has been discontinued - but the product site [...]
Telephone Booth Cue Stand
The telephone booth as a decoration will look great in your bonus room. What is even better is that it is a Pool Cue Stand. It has room for a few pool cues and a couple full sets of balls. If it weren’t so skinny, you could lose an inebriated guest in there for [...]
The Boner Phone: Exactly What It Sounds Like
It’s finally happened - a product that has completely blown my mind. Behold, the Bona-Phone - the world’s first penis phone. Features include: an orgasm ringtone, a shaft receiver, and a nutsack keypad with “touch bone” dialing.
Now, I could make all sorts of jokes about this, but I’m sure that you are already way ahead [...]
