With a plethora of tiny buttons on its keypad, playing games on the Motorola Droid can seem like a baffling ordeal. That’s where the GameGripper comes in. The device slides over the Droid’s keypad and lines up with the necessary buttons to give you the feel of a conventional game pad that will function with any game that offers custom key mapping.
At this point the GameGripper is only available for the Droid, but they are working on designs to accommodate other phones including the BlackBerry Bold, Moto Devour, and Palm Pixi. If you want to get your phone on the list, check out their survey.
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In the real world the President wouldn’t trust you with advice on what to eat for lunch much less advice about running the nation. But with this working hotline phone, at least you will seem important to your friends.
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The classic Hamburger Phone has recently been thrust back into prominence after appearing in the cinematic tour de force that is the movie Juno. However, it may have some stiff competition from the pig phone and its priceless snoring ringtone. So will it be pork or beef? You decide.
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According to the product page, the PowerDome is a therapeutic device that changes the phone’s frequency of electromagnetic pollution to take it out of the range that affects our bodies, and so helps restore our natural health and vitality.”
According to “tests,” the “device” helps to maintain balance and order in our bodies and protect us from the possible radiation emanating from our cell phones. It supposedly achieves all of this using “micro-crystal technology, quantum mechanics and scalar technology.” And how much would you expect to pay for what is most likely a 2 cent sticker?…
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Harking back to the days of landlines, the Spongebob Corded Flip Phone is for those who have not fully moved into the world of cell phones. When hung up, he looks like a small Spongebob statue. When you flip him open he is ready for business. Ready for business with his brains being exposed, that is. I guess you can’t expect much different of anyone when you peel their face back.
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Apparently these have been around for awhile, but what Nintendo fan could resist a Mario Kart themed phone and alarm clock? Unfortunately only the phone ( pictured above ) is still in stock. The alarm clock with AM / FM radio ( pictured after the break ) has been discontinued – but the product site maintains that a search for new stock is ongoing.
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The telephone booth as a decoration will look great in your bonus room. What is even better is that it is a Pool Cue Stand. It has room for a few pool cues and a couple full sets of balls. If it weren’t so skinny, you could lose an inebriated guest in there for a few hours. Useful and amusing for just a few hundred bucks.
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It’s finally happened – a product that has completely blown my mind. Behold, the Bona-Phone – the world’s first penis phone. Features include: an orgasm ringtone, a shaft receiver, and a nutsack keypad with “touch bone” dialing.
Now, I could make all sorts of jokes about this, but I’m sure that you are already way ahead of me.
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