Toss a few coins down the piggy’s gullet and watch him count it as it goes down his throat. His constantly open mouth will always remind you that he is hungry for more of your loose change.
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The piggy bank shape of this lamp is very appropriate for its use of energy saving bulbs. The lamp pretty much demands that you use the fluorescent bulb since your average incandescent bulb would just look plain silly. Although, to be honest, it looks more like a giant tooth with some bizarre, curly growth sticking out of it.
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I wouldn’t worry about tainted pork with this pig bench given the fact that its other white meat is actually made of metal. However, your choices in home decor are quite alarming.
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These Pig Roundworm Paperweights will not only use their weight to hold down those important papers, but their gross appearance will keep people from touching them as well. There is no need to actually touch the worms, they are encased in a clear acrylic to make for a unique addition to your desk. And if you were worried about any pain the worms may have felt, the site is sure to point out that “All roundworms used are already dead prior to being preserved”. I know I can sleep better at night knowing these Roundworms felt no pain as they were turned into a desk accessory.
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This USB Pig Fan is about as close as you are likely to come to a flying pig. The fan is USB powered and has a clip for easy mounting wherever you need. The 360 degrees of freedom to position the fan means you can get that cool breeze right where you want it. All the fun of a pig without the smell.
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Toothy grins are not all that these three animals have in common. Between the teeth are a number of holes that are perfect for storing your toothpicks. Beside being an unusual kitchen gadget, it may also be the first and last time you see a pig with a beautiful smile.
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When you’re a farmer who has seen more than their fair share of barns, and spends day after day knee deep in pig, cow and chicken shit, the worst thing for your appetite and morale at 4am is to have a plate of waffles put in front of you shaped like the animals who produce that shit, especially when you’re going to be walking through it for the next 12-16 hours.
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As long as you are going to sit on the couch and scarf down chips and dip at a medically unsafe rate, these chip and dip bowls will be a worthy accessory. They will certainly give you a good idea of the shape you will soon be if you don’t get some exercise and start taking your eating habits a little more seriously.
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How about some animal index markers to add a unique look to your home library? With a selection of pigs, giraffes and deer to choose from, you can combine designs and make your shelves look like the new gateway to Jumanji, or you can keep things uniform and organize your collection with a bunch of jumping deer. That way, the next time you go scanning for something on your shelves your index finger can enjoy the same thrills you experience when driving a dark back road.
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The classic Hamburger Phone has recently been thrust back into prominence after appearing in the cinematic tour de force that is the movie Juno. However, it may have some stiff competition from the pig phone and its priceless snoring ringtone. So will it be pork or beef? You decide.
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