Vinyl pig and duck hunters have been known to skewer their catch over their shower head as a morbid trophy that they can admire each morning. Evidence of this grotesque practice can be seen above and below the break.
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Chances are you are either on a diet, considering going on a diet or in denial about how fat you really are. This diet piggy employs the time-honored method of shame to reverse that ever expanding waistline. Just place him in the fridge and whenever you open the door it will grunt—reminding you lay off the fatty foods.
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Each and every day, this poor pig gets devoured by that savage beast you call a dog. As he feasts on the pig’s tender insides, the ribcage is slowly exposed. Gruesome.
Its also hysterical—especially if you have a weiner dog. A detailed image is available after the break.
You know what’s funny? Eating corn with holders that look like a pig. It’s a fact.
Also available in cow and dog versions.
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