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Everyone is getting hit by the economy of today. It is times like these that you need to really cut back. The Credit Crunch Survival Kit will allow you to be as thrifty as humanly possible. If the mini pint glass and tiny roll of toilet paper don’t save you much money, surely the condom puncture repair patches will. The included luxury die will let chance decide which of life’s extras you will be able to enjoy on any particular day.

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Stand out from the other drunks with this rattlesnake pint glass. This is the kind of object that can say a lot about a person—stuff like “yeah, I ride a motorcycle, I’m frequently intoxicated and I like guns but I prefer to carry a knife because of the thrill that comes with getting my hands dirty. I live in the woods and I eat what I can kill.”

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