Aeration may be required to keep your fish’s aquarium in a healthy state, but they would probably prefer no aeration at all to the bubbles this skeleton on the toilet is introducing. At least the skeleton has the decency to cover his private area with his hands so he doesn’t offend those female fish.
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Combine your artistic ability with your thriftiness with the Paint Your Own Pirate Chest Money Box. Make your individual ceramic chest as drab or as colorful as you like with the included paint kit, no oven curing required. You can leave your individualized treasure chest in your room or bury it out back. Just don’t forget to create a map to where it is.
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Bingo may bring old people and church halls to mind. That is why the Talking Pirate Bingo game is so important. It takes what can be a simple way to kill time while playing a game that requires essentially no thought and makes it cool for all ages. Plus you get a number of sound effects including – Cannon blast sound with the cannon, coins dropping on a table for pieces of eight, parrot squawk with the parrot, metal sword clashing with the cutlass,creaky boards and water splashing sound for the gangplank.
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Chances are, the high seas have never played host to a pirate like this, but now you can lay waste to history’s nasty stereotypes with this 76” tall lady pirate. She’s clean, parrotless, possesses both eyeballs and both legs, and probably sports a full set of teeth. She will also gladly accept your empty beer cans without killing you. So, if you’ve ever wondered what a Hooters waitress would have looked like in the 18th century, or if you’ve ever wanted to know what its like to objectify a woman that is totally out of your league without being laughed at, ignored, or having a tiny penis remark thrown in your face, then the standing pirate lady is for you.
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Put a Skull and Crossbones Paper Parasol up on the wall and a few S&C pillows on the couch and you have yourself a pirate theme that would make just about any interior designer wretch. Definitely a fun look though.
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