From That’s Nerdalicious: “Hello, Dagobah Domino’s?” by cartoonist Jim Benton.
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Man, what is the point of completing a 400 piece jigsaw puzzle shaped like a donut? Is it some sort of willpower exercise? Maybe you’re addicted to donuts and you won’t allow yourself to have one until the puzzle is complete. By that time, maybe the donut’s spell on you will be broken.
Also available in cofee, pizza and Chinese food versions.
Continuing with our review series on the prizes you can win in our Nerdy Mega Prize Pack giveaway from Stupid.com, we have the Pizza Boss 3000. Unless, for some reason, you like to slice your pizza with a machete, chainsaw, or Guillotine, this is the most masculine pizza cutter you will find anywhere.
Steady Eddie puts his life on the line every time he rides across the molten cheese abyss on his bladed unicycle of doom.
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Every pizza joint tells you the diameter of their pizza. But what you really want to know is the circumference. With this Pizza Pi Plate you can have somewhere to eat your slice and figure out the circumference with 88 decimal places of precision. Something to keep your mind occupied while devouring half the pizza by yourself. The microwave safe stoneware plate will also help to keep that crust crispy when reheating.
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If you have tried a circular saw to cut your pizza and you still have trouble, the Chainsaw Pizza Cutter should take care of anything you can throw at it. Extra cheese or a meat lovers pie will crumble under the power of this slicer. And nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.
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Today is the last day to enter our “Name that Slicer” contest from Fred&Friends. If you can come up with the best new name for the pizza slicer pictured above, you will take home a huge prize package from the Fred lineup. Check out our contest page for the complete details.
Valentines Tip #1: Enhance the romance with a luxurious bubble bath together. Magic will be in the air as you and your lover feed each other pizza and bathe in IL gusto pizza-scented bubble bath. Also available in coffee, cappuccino, chocolate, chewing gum and Tuscan bread scents.
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Ever since we first laid eyes on the circular saw pizza slicer by Fred&Friends, we were anxiously awaiting the day that we could cut a swath through cheese and crust and emerge a more masculine man. Unfortunately, Fred has run into a little snag—the original title “Pizza Pro 3000″ has already been claimed. So, we need your help to come up with a new title—a better title to get the production line rolling.
Submit your title idea to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Fred’s Contest” in the subject line. If your idea is chosen, you will win a treasure trove of goodies from the Fred&Friends lineup. Time is of the essence though—the last day to enter is Friday, February 13th.
The Pizza Pro 3000 makes quick work of any crust, cheese, toppings and fingers that get in its way. It’s not actually a real working saw, but it is definitely masculine. Seriously, I would have to wear flannel and grow a beard just for pizza night. I have my fingers crossed for a chainsaw version from Fred next year. An additional image is available after the break.
