He’s soft, he’s cuddly and he wants to “fill your chest with love.”
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You probably have two immediate thoughts on seeing this Plush Horse Head Wall Decoration. First: you are glad to see it on the wall rather than waking up to find it beside you in bed. Second: who hangs a horse head as a trophy? Still, it will be nice and safe up on your wall until you have the need to re-enact one of the more gruesome scenes from The Godfather.
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This Darth Vader Plush is supposed to look soft and cuddly. I will give it the soft part, but it looks a bit more like a giant insect than a cuddly version of Vader. Still, it is a much less threatening version than an actual Vader look-alike and also features familiar dark side phrases when pressed. Ideal for anyone who loves the movies but who is scared to death of the actual antagonists.
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This lumberjack has the unique ability to transform into a werewolf at will. At first his lumberjack buddies were frightened by the transformation, but they soon grew to admire and respect his power. When he “wolfed out,” he could chop down enough trees for 10 men. He was a hit with the ladies and popular with all the guys, but as his popularity grew he ignored his true friends only to realize in the end that everyone loved the wolf and not the man underneath all the fur and flannel.
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I think the makers of this product have come up with what I would call a straw man argument. Is it really necessary to make the couch potato plush look like a mass murderer while the fitness buff plush retains her blonde cuteness? There is no reason the potato could not be a better human being than the fitness buff.
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The latest in Michelle Valigura’s “Concealed Weapons” lineup of plush toys comes to us in the form of Brass Knuckle Bob and Silver Knuckle Sal. Somewhere, there is a factory worker sewing a mustache on a pair of brass knuckles thinking “man, I should have gone to college.”Silver Knuckle Sal is pictured after the break.
You have probably been on both sides of the tourists versus locals argument that always seems to go on. Lifelong residents don’t like the fools that invade their towns and cause problems while the vacationers don’t understand why all the locals are so negative towards them. These incompatible species are paired in this set of finger puppets that you can use to act that conflict out to its appropriate resolution.
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Don’t make your dog go prowling the streets every night looking for a female to partner up with. Get him his own Little Black Book Plush Chew Toy and he can have a list of where all his best conquests are. A lot less demeaning than some other types of squeaking toys he could be caught with.
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Smoke together, laugh together, eat pizza and cupcakes together—Highdy will always be there for you (until you forget him on the bus).
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I’m not sure whether FluffyYukYuk is, in fact, the world’s only chompin’ plush toy—but I am certain that it is one of a kind. Just insert your index finger and thumb into the holes in the back of the toy and use them to activate the plastic teeth. An additional image is available after the break.
