Snuggling Up With Used Tissue
When you think of a comforting stuffed toy to snuggle up to while you fall asleep at night, the thought of used tissues probably never crossed your mind. But take a look at these plush toys. How can you not feel badly for these lonely guys? I assume those are tears on their cheeks and [...]
Giant Plush Octopus Looks Like the Real Thing
If your kids are not into cute and cuddly plush toys, perhaps they would prefer a hideous 36-inch octopus instead? Man, your kids are weird.
Product Page ($36)
M&M Plush Screen Cleaners: These Celebs Are Not Above a Little Dirty Work
You see the M&M characters everywhere nowadays. They are on TV commercials, supermarket products and even placemats. But their celebrity hasn’t made them lose touch with the common man. They will get out there and clean the fingerprints / dust off of your monitor with ” their smooth chamois bellies.” It’s hard work, but it [...]
Spring Buck Plush-Kill Wall Series
I don’t know if there is anyone who likes the look of wall mounted animal heads, but doesn’t like to have actual dead animals in there house. This Plush -Kill series will fit the market perfectly. You know it is a dead animal by the x’s for eyes but you know it had a [...]
12-Inch Wall-E Plush With Rotating Head
As I am sure you know, Wall-E hits theaters today—so it is time to get on the merchandising bandwagon with this 12-inch Wall-E plush figure with turnable head action. Your kids will love it—hell, even you may be tempted to give it a hug now and then.
Product Page ($19.99—slated to arrive by the end of [...]
Cheerleader Teddy Bear - Goober
Not your typical cheerleader, if for no other reason than it is a bear. And if the goofy looking bear itself doesn’t buy you some points with the girlfriend, then maybe the fact that you can get extra outfits will. A cute gift you should be able to get some mileage out of.
Product Page ($57.99)
Twilight Turtle
Give your child this Twilight Turtle and let them begin enjoying the starry skies. The internal light and plastic shell with small holes will project tiny points of light through in your child’s bedroom. Between that and the sleeping eyes, it will put your child to sleep in no time.
Product Page ($32)
Princess Bride Dread Pirate Roberts Plush
I’m a big fan of The Princess Bride film, but I have to admit that I am a bit disappointed with this Dread Pirate Roberts Plush. I really had my heart set on a full-fledged Cary Elwes action figure.
Product Page (pre-order for $24.99 —available in May of 2008)
Choker the Chicken
Another fine toy to drive you nuts. The chicken will sing an annoying chicken song. Squeeze his neck to quiet him down, and he goes faster. Squeeze him harder and he goes even faster. I imagine this toy will be headless within hours of anybody owning him.
Product Page ($39.95)
Tetris Block Plush
Trying to fit the blocks together as they drop in Tetris can be pretty annoying. Make your life a bit easier y getting these Tetris Block Plushes. Rather than the fractions of a second you may have to put them together in the video game, you can spend all the time you want fitting these [...]
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