Farting Musical Butt Puppet For Unskilled, Immature Ventriloquists
The H.E. Fartsalot Butt Puppet performs “Old MacDonald,” “Frere Jacques,” or “London Bridge,” when you cram your hand into his torso cavity. It is truly the “ultimate wind instrument.”
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And You Thought Ventriloquists Were Creepy Before
Zombie Zack is described as “the cutest little zombie baby you have ever seen,” and with a face like that, who could argue? Zack’s head and mouth are fully controllable via an opening in the back of his neck, so you have everything you need to start the creepiest ventriloquist act in town.
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