Quagmire

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If Quagmire endorses this energy drink, you know it has to be good. If there is anybody in this world that needs some serious energy to keep their lifestyle up, Quagmire would be it.

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Quagmire on a zebra blanket covered couch while wearing a bathrobe seems right in character. You having to give him money seems entirely wrong, however, particularly if you are a female. I believe that in Quagmire’s world the money is normally flowing from him to the women. Until you actually go to remove money from this bank it just seems wrong.

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