Karmasheetra: Like Twister for Horny Adults
If your amorous activities in bed end up in what resembles more of a wrestling match than lovemaking, then maybe you could use a little help. This Karmasheetra is a sheet that gives you numbered positions for your hands, knees, feet and bottoms. That way each person will easily find the optimal position. Each of [...]
Pocket Slutometer: Go Ahead, Make Me a Statistic
For the girl who has everyone, this Pocket Slutometer wil help you keep score. For every conquest you achieve just hit the button. The counter will move up and the built in siren will announce it to the world. You have to appreciate that they give you three decimal places to keep count with. The [...]
Sexilicious Pens
I may not be much of an artist, but I definitely want to be honing my skills with these Chocolate Pens. All I need is a willing partner to act as my canvas for the hours of practice I plan on doing.
Drawing with these pens is a lot of fun, erasing mistakes is even better. [...]
Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters
The next time your kid has to bring cookies into school, you could send him in with a batch of cookies made with your Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters. While the initial laugh may be amusing for you, all those school visits to talk with the principal afterward will get old. You also may end up [...]
Bedside Condom Selection Box
Just a little late to get this for Valentine’s Day, but her birthday must be coming up. If you are tired of giving her boxes of chocolate, how about a box of Flavored Condoms? The box is similar in shape to chocolates but I am sure she will be just so excited when she finds [...]
Dick’s Formalwear Tuxedo Condom: FDA Approved!!
If you are going to a formal occasion, why should your condoms not be formal as well? The only FDA approved printed condom available, this thing is not just a novelty. There are times when you want to look your best, and there is no reason why you can’t still be dashing even when your [...]
Small Pecker Condoms
They make Trojan Magnums for those endowed like John Holmes. They make regular sizes for most others. But what about those people that need yet a smaller size? These Small Pecker Condoms are for them. These happen to be novelty condoms, but then what are the odds of someone who needs these actually getting any [...]
Lover’s Legs Bottle Stopper
Put a man and a woman together with a bottle of wine and you can end up with some pretty crazy scenarios. Maybe not quite to the level of getting their naked, intertwined bodies stuck in the wine bottle, but you can hope things at least get as far as the naked part.
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Masturbating Monkey
Does this Wind Up Masturbating Monkey doing anything other than whack off? Actually, no. Seems like a pretty common male trait.
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After Dinner Nipples
After a hard day of work and a fine meal, what better way to unwind than to pop a nipple into your mouth. Chocolaty goodness with a mint fondant center. Makes the gourmet meal the second best thing you are getting that night.
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