shakers

glass-dachsund-salt-pepper-shakers

Between salt and pepper, pepper always seems to get the short end of the stick. End of the dachsund, in this case.

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whale-salt-and-pepper-shakers

Instead of salt water shooting out of the whale’s blowhole, you can shoot salt and pepper out of these stoneware whales at your own discretion. No need for the letters “S” and “P” to let you know which is which, the Whale’s colors should be clue enough.

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pistol-shakers

Show that steak you mean BBQ business with these salt and pepper shakers modeled after the legendary M1911 handgun.

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coffin-salt-and-pepper

You have to figure that a couple salt and pepper shaker coffins on the dinner table will get conversation going. Each coffin has a “Nightmare Before Christmas” graphic theme on it and since the Salt has Christmas Jack it could be considered a holiday decoration. A nice accessory for the exceptionally ghoulish.

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These salt and pepper shakers offer you a little more spunk when seasoning your meals. If your previous application of salt was not quite up to your standards, just grab the clapboard and signal a new take with the pepper megaphone. With this set you are the director of your own meal.

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salt-and-pepper-buggy

Passing the salt was never easier now that your seasonings have their own two-seater vehicle. Hint: Draw little helmets on the top of the shakers and flames on the buggy to enhance the illusion.

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Throw a couple of bags of cocaine and heroin on your dinner table to keep everyone happy. Luckily for you, there will not be a jail sentence imposed since these are just a pair of salt and pepper shakers. What I haven’t been able to figure out is which one would be the salt and which would be the pepper. And do you need a mirror and razor blade to chop it up before using it? The one thing I am sure of is that these cost about the same as the real thing.

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lantern-shaker

The latest and greatest in salt and pepper shaker technology is here thanks to these Mini Lantern Salt and Pepper Shakers. Each shaker features three ultra-bright white LED bulbs that can be illuminated at the push of a button. These aren’t tiny at 6 3/4—inches tall, so plan on getting 8AAs to keep the lights going.

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