Looking at this product, what do you think your reaction will be when you wake up in the middle of the night forgetting that you stuffed your ass into a shark’s mouth? Or, if a bear attacks your camp one night, will he look at this thing and think “damn, I should have gotten here earlier” or will you become a nesting doll of deliciousness? Find out with this Chum Buddy sleeping bag.
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At first glance, the idea of a cardboard TV may be a little silly, but I bet a kid with a good imagination is watching far better programming on this than adults who dropped $2,000 on an HDTV and only have the option of reality shows or 24 hr. news networks. Plus the kid assembled his TV by himself, and doesn’t have to watch commercials. An additional shark design is pictured after the break.
Even though a public swimming pool can’t compete with the beach, you can still take a boogie board in the water and experience a shark attack (of sorts) thanks to this Great White pool predator. This 29″ inflatable shark packs a bladder in its gills which turns it into a giant squirt gun when filled, soaking targets with a spray of chlorine and child piss. And if that still doesn’t give you a beach feeling, then you can always count on slaps in the face when you ogle women, and those wonderful feelings of inadequacy when you show your body in a swimsuit. That alone makes me feel like I’m there.
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If sharks are so adamant on taking bites out of people, take advantage of that desire by letting them take off little pieces of your fingernails with these shark shaped nail clippers. Open up the shark’s mouth, press down on his fin and you can trim your nails with ease. Comes with a handy chain so you can use it as a keychain and keep your grooming habits mobile.
See another picture of him with the clippers poised for action after the break.
Take this little shark with you to the bath, pull the cord and he will chomp away on that swimmer. The perfect toy when you are in safe water like your tub, because the odds of your running into a man eating shark larger than this plastic version are pretty slim.
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Unprovoked attacks on humans and multiple rows of razor sharp teeth are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the intimidating nature of sharks. Whoever wrote Jaws should have worked in their terrifying ability to blast water up to 30 ft. Or maybe that talent is limited only to this Shark Monster Blaster. Either way I should probably mention that I was a terrible biology student.
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Just in case anyone in your family has ever used the toilet in the middle of the night without realizing the cover was still down, this will help. If there is one thing you want to avoid it would be sticking your butt on a shark’s mouth, be it night or the middle of the day.
Toothy grins are not all that these three animals have in common. Between the teeth are a number of holes that are perfect for storing your toothpicks. Beside being an unusual kitchen gadget, it may also be the first and last time you see a pig with a beautiful smile.
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Neither piece of the shark sticking out of your wall is a trophy from a fishing trip. It is just your sick sense of humor fashioned as a coat hook. The little morsel that is sticking out of the shark’s mouth just gives you two additional mini hooks for any hanging need you may have. You probably have a better chance of getting everyone in the house to use a coat hook if you have one as fun as this.
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Seeing this behemoth of a kite floating around the sky will scare anyone that is looking up. The rest of the sun bathers will be treated to a shadow of a shark floating over top of them. Both groups of people will be just a little skittish to go back into the water, opening up a perfect opportunity to have the ocean all to yourself. Plus you get to fly a really cool kite.
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