Sith Abandon Ship Shirt: The Tie Fighter is Down

From Fashionably Geek: A rare look at the water landing evacuation procedure on Vader’s Tie Fighter. It looks like he is really enjoying that trip down the inflatable slide. You can almost hear him saying “Wheeeeeee!”
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Equations Shirt Makes Cheating in Math Class a Snap

Sure, a shirt filled with mathematical formulas is nerdy, but nerds don’t need help with math — slackers and English majors do. So, don’t think of the Equations shirt as “nerdy,”think of it as a useful tool for overcoming your deficiencies and achieving success.
Keep in mind that there is a good chance your professor will [...]

A-Go-Go Shirt Table Lamp

Who wouldn’t want a shirt lamp? It looks a whole lot better than all the crumpled laundry on your floor. At least this one might provide some diffuse light that could be pleasant. All your dirty laundry provides is a nasty smell.
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