
From Fashionably Geek: Let’s face it—Prince is getting older. He’s already 50 and he has a bum hip. Maintaining independence is crucial, but a guy like Prince can’t be caught riding a Rascal. So, according to this shirt he has chosen the lesser of two evils—a Segway. Although, I have to admit—picturing Prince on a Segway is like picturing grandma riding a chopper.
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From Fashionably Geek: A rare look at the water landing evacuation procedure on Vader’s Tie Fighter. It looks like he is really enjoying that trip down the inflatable slide. You can almost hear him saying “Wheeeeeee!”
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Sure, a shirt filled with mathematical formulas is nerdy, but nerds don’t need help with math — slackers and English majors do. So, don’t think of the Equations shirt as “nerdy,”think of it as a useful tool for overcoming your deficiencies and achieving success.
Keep in mind that there is a good chance your professor will have a serious problem with a shirt like this. In fact, Xian Batiste, the guy who sent me this tip, encountered that very problem. Thanks for the tip Xian, but next time wear a jacket.
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Who wouldn’t want a shirt lamp? It looks a whole lot better than all the crumpled laundry on your floor. At least this one might provide some diffuse light that could be pleasant. All your dirty laundry provides is a nasty smell.
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