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Being a ninja is all about stealth, and sometimes ordinary weapons are just to big and bulky for the job. These cellphone charms are made of metal, but are small and light enough for even the most delicate missions.

I once heard that a ninja took out 20 soldiers with guns using nothing but these charms. And he was booty-calling his girlfriend at the same time. True story.

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If you haven’t seen one before, the Ophidian Shuriken is a throwing star with a single pivoting blade that allows the user to palm and grip it as a hand-held weapon. Needless to say, if this thing is legal in states where brass knuckles are not, something is very, very wrong.

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shuriken cellphone strap

As cool as this cellphone strap looks, I don’t think it is something you want to cram into your pants pockets—if you know what I mean.

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throwing star business cards

If you make your living as an assassin, it’s probably not a good idea to distribute business cards with your contact info around town. But hey, that’s just my opinion.

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