
The skunk’s smell may not technically make it a dirty animal, but it is a safe bet that other than this Skunk Duster you want that animal nowhere near your house. Inside or out, regardless of whether he is willing to do some dusting.
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Typically, a skunk with his tail and rear end raised would be a warning sign. And one that you would be wise to heed if you don’t want to be taking a tomato juice bath. In the case of these bookends, it just gives them a little more leverage to hold your books up. Probably the one and only time you want to see a skunk’s ass held high in the air.
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This radio-controlled skunk can move backward / forward and it can flick its tail at the push of a button. The only thing that could make it more hilarious is if it had a built-in spray squirting mechanism. Perhaps that feature will show up in the highly anticipated R/C skunk v. 2.0.
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