Using a combination of Melatonin, Balm Mint, Valerian, and Passionflower, Pearly Dreams toothpaste supposedly helps you get a better nights sleep. But don’t take the manufacturer’s word for it—the product is fully endorsed by Aerosmith’s Brad Whitford:
“After a night of rocking on tour, there is no better way to get to sleep than with PearlyDreams!”
Yeah, that doesn’t sound like some canned marketing response or anything. Let’s not forget that rockstar “sleep aids” usually involve booze and hardcore narcotics. And it’s not so much “sleep” as it is a “coma.”
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The Nap Cap System is meant to keep your head still while napping in a car, plane or train. While stabilizing the head seems like a reasonable idea, it would seem best for people who are experienced in the art of being restrained. Personally, I am just fine with drooling on the shoulder of the passenger next to me.
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These pillowcases will give those that are trying to wake you up a quick scare. The effect is doubled with the use of both cases. They get what they deserve for trying to get you up before you are damn good and ready.
There are a couple more fun and interesting pillow case designs after the break. Angel and Devil as well as Noise Pollution. All are good, somewhat clean fun.
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