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cow-smile-wheel

Let’s face it, the last thing you want to do with your free time is move furniture around the house. But how much more fun would it be if you had a smiling cow, bear or mouse keeping you company and helping you through the ordeal in the form of a caster? In most cases, unless that animal wheel happened to dispense free cash and drinks in addition to being intelligent and self-propelled, it would still register about a -50 on the excitement scale. Oh well, they tried.

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smile-mirror-plates

With the “Smile!” dinner plate, you’ll have the advantage of a built in mirror at the bottom of your plate to check your teeth for naughty food bits that hung on through the storm. And since the mirror is at the bottom, that means the mound of food in your teeth will only go unnoticed through all of the meal and most of the important conversation.  In that case, you may want to call up the old standby that got you through so many vegetable dinners when you were a kid… pushing your food around the plate.

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