My first question about this product was whether the toggling fingers would put too much pressure on your precious chip, and strangely enough the answer came when I watched the video above and could clearly make out the words “No Broken” before morphing back into a language I don’t understand.
So now you will have the Potechi Bionic Grabber, a bionic Japanese hand that can be used to conveniently feed yourself potato chips while preventing grease prints from infecting everything you touch; at least until you get to that huge pocket of crumbs at the bottom of the bag.
People may generally worry that you impaled your ex with 10 stainless steel skewers, but if there are some tasty meatballs on the snack tray, the ex won’t be paid a whit of attention. It may be a bit on the pricey side, but money is no object when it comes to torturing your ex.
Don’t beat yourself up about your lack of willpower when tasty treats are around, just get yourself this snack-time alarm and it will dole out your treats at its own leisurely pace. The timer drum moves very slowly because of how its water filled drum works so don’t be fooled by the short distance it has to travel. When it finally reaches the bottom it will unlock the snack drawer where you placed your treat and ring the bell to let you know that your waiting is over.
One way to put out snacks at your weekly poker games without seeming a bit effeminate would be to use these Playing Card Snack Bowls. Besides, no hand beats a Cheez-It’s flush.
