snowman

life-of-the-snowman

You will really have to put a lot of thought into how sweet you want your coffee when every little bit of sugar you take drains a little bit more life out of the snowman. Your sweet tooth will become a death sentence for him.

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frosty the flowmanWhen society gets into a rut where it can’t produce any worthwhile new inventions, we fall back on our obsession with changing products that already exist. In that spirit we offer this snowman made from a tampon. Standing at a mighty 3 1/2  inches, the flowman and his absorbing power will command giggles from your girlfriends and give any song that mentions snow a nice menstrual cycle vibe.

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snowman-in-a-box

Making a snowman is a time honored tradition. But coming up with a carrot, charcoal, a corncob pipe and a proper hat is not was easy today as it may have been in the past. This kit will give you everything you need in one box so that your kids won’t be disappointed when they are looking for the final pieces to the snowman they spent hours building.

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