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Spongebob’s got something scary in his pants—under his whole body actually. Beneath that spongy exterior lies a hard, emotionless, waterproof Terminator.

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Harking back to the days of landlines, the Spongebob Corded Flip Phone is for those who have not fully moved into the world of cell phones. When hung up, he looks like a small Spongebob statue. When you flip him open he is ready for business. Ready for business with his brains being exposed, that is. I guess you can’t expect much different of anyone when you peel their face back.

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You may have seen the Pet Fish Soap. But if you want some underwater creatures that have a little more personality, then ante up for the SpongeBob and Friends in a Bag soap. They accept requests for which character you want, and will accommodate those they are able to. They have four of the usual suspects: SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick and Sandy. I cannot explain why Mr. Crabs and Plankton did not make the cut.

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