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From That’s Nerdalicious!: If you’ve ever yearned for a germ-free cookie dunking experience, your wait may be nearing an end with the arrival of this concept “dipr” spoon, which will hold your sandwich cookie as it is dipped in your liquid of choice. The design is patent-pending, and the designer is currently seeking contributions to get the manufacturing of the device underway.
If you think this tool has the potential to change your life forever and you would like to help out, click the project page link below.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: When attending a Renaissance Faire, civilized patrons skip the mutton leg and foods on a stick for something that they can eat with these hand-forged feasting utensils.
And when I say “hand-forged”, I’m not joking. These iron utensils feature some serious old world craftsmanship. The fork, knife and spoon even include a leather holster with a belt loop and leg tie so that you don’t accidentally poke another hole in your monk’s robe.
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Give your iPhone a unique resting place by inserting it into the waiting hands of this silverware man made from bent forks and spoons. You can choose from the iFork or iSpoon as well as a wide variety of other silverware people who will pose for you or hold your phones and business cards. No doubt this concept came from a student of Uri Geller.
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Let your friends and family know that their meal was made with love when you add a dash of sweet sugar and stir vigorously with your nutsack. Well, a heart spoon that looks like a nutsack anyway.
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Need to take down some notes while you’re whipping up that pasta sauce? This wooden spoon pencil makes it possible with one utensil. However, without a drip guard and with the constant threat of having to move closer and closer to a boiling pot after each sharpening, you might as well rename your mitt “Indi-hand-a Jones” and brace yourself for a non-stop thrill ride as he tries to escape dinner preparation without getting burned.
Product Page: ($25 via 7 Gadgets)

In order to prove that silverware can do more than stab, scoop and cut food, the utensil trio of forks, spoons and knives are on a quest to expand their resume and legendary status by taking on other jobs around the kitchen. First up: wall hooks. Sounds like a long shot, but I’d still give this better odds than Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson becoming legitimate “singers”.
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Hermann’s little face on this spatula will always show him smiling as he toils away working on your newest culinary creation. Even better is when you hang him up the suction cup holder he has what appears to be a tongue that sticks through his mouth. Add Oliver the cooking spoon and Donna the ladle for a complete set.
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Every child and most adults will eat just about anything you put in front of them if they can eat it with the Souper! Spoon. Sticky oatmeal and frozen ice cream are no match for this superhero. Its posable limbs will let you position him for the best attack or let him sit up when not in use. A picture of the spoon in action is available after the break.
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Sure, the fork provides much needed back support, but it’s the spoon that delivers up a heapin’ helpin’ of your fat ass. Seriously, if you have a chair like this you had better own a restaurant. Otherwise it may be time to put down the fork and admit you have an unhealthy obsession with food.
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