Boxing Glove Mobile Phone Holder Gives Scratches a Beatdown
The UFC may have boxing on the ropes, but those flimsy gloves they wear would make for terrible cellphone holders. On the other hand, these Everlast branded boxing gloves look big enough to protect your cellphone from scratches and dings.
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Chip The Dancing, Singing, Heckling…Golf Bag
Toys that dance and sing when provoked by a clap of the hands are always stupid—but when you make a golf bag version even I think the product line has gone too far. Chip here will dance, sing, and insult you with three different songs. He is also available in blue, green, and black versions.
Boobie Dodgeball: The Sport of Kings (NSFW)
That’s right folks, you can actually buy a breast shaped ball designed specifically for dodgeball. This is one tit you will mind slapping you in the face. Actual packaged product image available after the break.
Titsbee: A Breast Shaped Frisbee
I already wrote about the Oral Sex light today, and generally I think one adult themed gadget every few days is plenty. However, I found the Titsbee breast-shaped frisbee to be completely irresistible. Honestly, the idea of two guys chucking this thing around on a beach is hilarious to me.
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Boxing Grannies: Elderly on Elderly Violence
It appears that the friendly competition that these grannies had on the track has finally turned ugly. Taking a page from their male counterparts, these boxing grannies are going mano y mano in the ring. All you need to do is furiously press the buttons on the base and your granny will come out […]
The Eldery Have an Insatiable Thirst for Speed
Don’t get me wrong, original Racing Grannies were fantastic, but the slot racing version get you closer to the action than ever before. It will surely satisfy the entertainment needs of even the most hardcore elderly extreme sports fan.
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Boxing Glove Chair
If you want some novelty furniture that is comfortable as well, could you do any better than a boxing glove? It is cushioned appropriately and has a shape that looks like it would fit my butt perfectly. Certainly better than taking a real one to the face.
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Basketball Desk Lamp and Clock
Great gift for a young sports enthusiast. Closed up it is just a basketball. Open it up and you have a quartz alarm clock. Then extend the top half of the ball and you have a reading lamp.
If the alarm was either crowd noise or a quarter ending buzzer, this thing would have been a […]
Yoga Boy Wrapping Paper Makes Me Uncomfortable
Nothing says “I love you” like giving a gift wrapped in Yoga Boy Paper. And nothing endears you more to your loved ones than having them think you are disturbing and weird.
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Family Guy Stewie Football: Now Here is a Product That Makes Sense
Any fan of the Family Guy television series would surely appreciate and enjoy a foam football patterned after Stewie Griffin’s oddly shaped head. I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone thought of this —after all, it is a pretty natural pairing. I only wish it had the capability of shouting […]
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